特别搞笑的幽默段子，字字醒人

It makes you feel like the worst person in the world

我知道我当时爱那个男人的方式是错误的。

I know the way I loved that man was wrong

我的心碎了，我不能喝醉。 在酒到来之前，我变得泪流满面。 我知道一个人睡觉的感觉，枕头被余下的灯扰乱。 离别的悲伤是无止境的，就像一个春天。

My heart is broken I can't get drunk Before the wine arrived, I became tearful I know what it's like to sleep alone The pillow is disturbed by the remaining lights The sadness of parting is endless, just like a spring

你应该知道他并不在乎暗示你的不快乐。

You should know that he doesn't care about implying your unhappiness

即使爱失去了热情的形式，恢复到沉闷的原始形式，你们仍然可以手拉手，继续前进，直到你们的头变白。

Even if love loses its passionate form and returns to its dull original form, you can still hold hands and keep going until your heads turn white

每天早上，我都会再次提醒自己，生命太短暂，太美好，太无数，不能纠缠不休!

Every morning, I remind myself again that life is too short, too beautiful and too numerous to dwell on!

我原谅是因为我爱，因为我关心，因为我知道。

I forgive because I love, because I care, because I know

如果你走出去，世界就在你面前；如果你不走出去，世界就在你面前。

If you go out, the world will be in front of you; If you don't go out, the world will be in front of you

人们常说，口是心非，手不释卷。 最轻的墨水胜过最强的记忆。

It's often said that duplicity means a lot The lightest ink is better than the strongest memory

不是所有的花都在春天绽放，不是所有的河都流向大海。鲜花四季盛开，河流四通八达。

Not all flowers bloom in spring, and not all rivers flow to the sea Flowers bloom in all seasons and rivers extend in all directions

你不再是我的爱人了。

You are no longer my lover

我是你的小耀眼，超级甜蜜，粘人，不可阻挡。

I am your little dazzling, super sweet, clingy and unstoppable

这场雨下得特别伤心。谁会理解这种孤独，谁会理解这种悲哀？

The rain was particularly sad Who will understand this loneliness, who will understand this sadness?

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