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一个谁都不认识的地方。

女说：我们私奔吧。男说：去哪？女说：一个谁都不认识的地方。男说：那就阴间吧。女说：不能去那有熟人。...
2023-07-09 TAG:一个谁都不认识的地方。,爆笑笑话 82 ℃
中国好基友啊，赞了

你离我远点好不好啊。...
2023-07-09 TAG:中国好基友啊，赞了,爆笑笑话 61 ℃
看看现在的小情侣。

这就是小情侣之间的故事...
2023-07-09 TAG:看看现在的小情侣。,爆笑笑话 159 ℃
大哥引领时尚潮流呀

哥你时尚的都要爆炸了！...
2023-07-09 TAG:大哥引领时尚潮流呀,爆笑笑话 143 ℃
一群无节操的妹子

一群无节操的妹子...
2023-07-09 TAG:一群无节操的妹子,爆笑笑话 89 ℃
脱了那叫sm，是情调

脱了那叫sm，是情调...
2023-07-09 TAG:脱了那叫sm，是情调,爆笑笑话 162 ℃
小样，汪星人你有点嚣张哦！

小样，汪星人你有点嚣张哦！...
2023-07-09 TAG:小样，汪星人你有点嚣张哦,爆笑笑话 107 ℃
给你一个黑的理由

你怎么这么黑啊...
2023-07-09 TAG:给你一个黑的理由,爆笑笑话 67 ℃
看看人家大哥都这样了。

大哥你干什么呢？...
2023-07-09 TAG:看看人家大哥都这样了。,爆笑笑话 111 ℃
好有个性的盆景啊

好有个性的盆景啊...
2023-07-09 TAG:好有个性的盆景啊,爆笑笑话 164 ℃
有钱人就是任性呀

没什么能够阻止歪国人想要游（zuo）泳（si）的步伐夏天到了，已经没有什么能够阻止大家想要游泳的步伐。然而这下问题来了，几乎随随便便走到一个游泳场，那人都跟下饺子似得。这怎么可以...
2023-07-09 TAG:有钱人就是任性呀,爆笑笑话 136 ℃
苦命的 salesman

苦命的salesmanAninsectrepellentsalesmantriedtosellhisproducttoafarmer.Hesaidhewasn"tinterestedbecausehehadn"tseenanybugsorinsectsonhisfarmforyears.Thesalesmanindicatedhehadawifeandfourkidsandreallyneededthemoney.Thefarmerstilldidn"tthinkheneededanyinsec...
2023-07-09 TAG:苦命的 salesman,爆笑笑话 158 ℃
Recently seen

Recentlyseenonacard... Outside:Wedontfeelsorryforyoublowingallthosecandles,whataboutus... Inside:...Wehadtostayupallnightlightingthem!...
2023-07-09 TAG:Recently see,爆笑笑话 143 ℃
Grocery shopping

Amanobservedawomaninthegrocerystorewithathreeyearoldgirlinherbasket.Astheypassedthecookiesection,thechildaskedforcookiesandhermothertoldher"no."Thelittlegirlimmediatelybegantowhineandfuss,andthemothersaidquietly,"NowEllen,wejusthavehalfoftheaisleslefttogo...
2023-07-09 TAG:Grocery shop,爆笑笑话 120 ℃
Bathroom troubles

Threeoldmenaresittingontheporchofaretirementhome.Thefirstsays,"Fellas,Igotrealproblems.I‘mseventyyearsold.Everymorningatseveno‘clockIgetupandItrytourinate.AlldaylongItrytourinate.Theygivemeallkindsofmedicinebutnothinghelps." Thesecondoldmansays,"Youthi...
2023-07-09 TAG:Bathroom tro,爆笑笑话 123 ℃
How old are you?

Awomanwalkeduptoalittleoldmanrockinginachaironhisporch. "Icouldn‘thelpnoticinghowhappyyoulook,"shesaid."What‘syoursecretforalonghappylife?" "Ismokethreepacksofcigarettesaday,"hesaid."Ialsodrinkacaseofwhiskeyaweek,eatfattyfoods,andneverexercise." "That‘...
2023-07-09 TAG:How old are ,爆笑笑话 169 ℃
Essay

Teacherhadsethisclassanessayin"AGameofCricket".AftertwominutesSimonSteelhandedhispaperinandwasallowedtogohome.Hisessayread:"Rainstoppedplay."...
2023-07-09 TAG:Essay,爆笑笑话 188 ℃
High and low voice

"Canyouexplaintomewhatthedifferenceisbetweenahigh-pitchedandlow-pitchedvoice?" "Ahigh-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherscoldsme；alow-pitchedvoiceiswhenmyfatherspeakswithhisboss."...
2023-07-09 TAG:High and low,爆笑笑话 89 ℃
Never talk to the parrot

Mrs.petersonphonedtherepairmanbecauseherdishwasherquitworking.Hecouldn‘taccommodateherwithan"after-hours"appointmentandsinceshehadtogotowork,shetoldhim,"I‘llleavethekeyunderthemat.Fixthedishwasher,leavethebillonthecounter,andI‘llmailyouacheck.Bythewa...
2023-07-09 TAG:Never talk t,爆笑笑话 135 ℃
A cat’s dictionary

purring:Soundofacatmanufacturingcuteness. purrverse:poemaboutastrangekitty. purranoia:Thefearthatyourcatisuptosomething. Humanbeing:Automaticdooropenerforcats. purrpetual:Everlastinglovefordomesticatedfelines. purrson:Amalekitty. purrpetualmotion:Akittypl...
2023-07-09 TAG:A cat’s dict,爆笑笑话 61 ℃