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才知道这TM都是看脸的时代啊

听说高个子好找女友，我185。听说女生喜欢肌肉男，我也有了。但至今仍然单身，直到至今，我才知道这TM都是看脸的时代啊...
2022-10-18 TAG:才知道这TM都是看脸的时,爆笑笑话 196 ℃
这句话信息量太大了

学长龙哥，一直是我的偶像，从长相到走路姿势都是神一般的人物，一次去中午他宿舍串门，发现他在抽烟！问他：龙哥，咋不去吃饭啊，抽上烟了？有啥愁事啊？说出来小弟帮你分担啊‘’龙哥...
2022-10-18 TAG:这句话信息量太大了,爆笑笑话 131 ℃
整栋楼都连上了我的wifi。

我把我家wifi设成了who will love me ,密码是nobody，结果，第二天，整栋楼都连上了我的wifi。。...
2022-10-18 TAG:整栋楼都连上了我的wif,爆笑笑话 97 ℃
某电台主持人接一听众电话

某电台主持人接一听众电话。听众：主持人，你好。我刚刚在欧亚联营门口捡到一个钱包，里面有五千多元钱。主持人：非常感谢这位热心听众，请留一下你的联系电话，我们会尽快帮你找到失主...
2022-10-18 TAG:某电台主持人接一听众电话,爆笑笑话 107 ℃
内个，你有喜欢的人吗？

她鼓起勇气跟男神表白：“内个，你有喜欢的人吗？”男神淡淡开口：“有啊”。她难掩怅然若失地低头：“哦”。男神轻佻一笑：“给你看看。”说罢他把手机递给她。她接过一看，原来他打开...
2022-10-18 TAG:内个，你有喜欢的人吗？,爆笑笑话 58 ℃
Choose a punishment

privateLoydswasbroughtupbeforetheunitCOforsomeoffence. "Youcantakeyourchoice,private-onemonth‘srestrictionortwentyday‘spay,"saidtheofficer. "Allright,sir,"saidthebrightsoldier,"I‘lltakethemoney."...
2022-10-18 TAG:Choose a pun,爆笑笑话 154 ℃
A deleted file

Caller:"IdeletedafilefrommyPClastweekandIhavejustrealisedthatIneedit.IfIturnmysystemclockbacktwoweekswillIhavemyfilebackagain?"....
2022-10-18 TAG:A deleted fi,爆笑笑话 92 ℃
A special football match

Mikewaslateforschool.Hesaidtohisteacher,Mr.Brack,"Excusemeformycominglate,sir.Iwatchedafootballmatchinmydream." "Whydiditmakeyoulate?"inquiredtheteacher. "Becauseneitherteamcouldwinthegame,soitlastedalongtime."repliedMike....
2022-10-18 TAG:A special fo,爆笑笑话 90 ℃
A game of animal football

Theanimalswerebored.Finally,thelionhadanidea."Iknowareallyexcitinggamethatthehumansplaycalledfootball.I‘veseenitonT.V." Heproceededtodescribeittotherestoftheanimalsandtheyallgotexcitedaboutitsotheydecidedtoplay.Theywentouttothefieldandchoseupteamsandwere...
2022-10-18 TAG:A game of an,爆笑笑话 188 ℃
Jokes About Death

OLDTEACHERSneverdie,theyjustlosetheirclass OLDTELEpHONESneverdie,theyjuststopringing OLDTHERMODYNAMICISTSneverdie,theyjustachievetheirstate--ofmaximumentropy OLDTIRETUBESneverdie,theyjustgetpunctured OLDTRASHneverdies,theyjustburyit OLDTRIGONOMETRYTEACHER...
2022-10-18 TAG:Jokes About ,爆笑笑话 146 ℃
Much happier

Captain:AreyouhappynowthatyouareintheNavy? AbleSeamanJack:Yes,sir. Captain:WhatwereyoubeforeyoucameintotheNavy? AbleSeamanJack:Muchhappier....
2022-10-18 TAG:Much happier,爆笑笑话 149 ℃
Sooner or later

Athiefwithalongrecordwasbroughtbeforethejudge. Judge:Haveyoueverstolenthings? Thief:Oh,nowandthen. Judge:Andwherehaveyoustolenthesethings? Thief:Oh,hereandthere. Judge:Right.Lockhimup,officer. Thief:Hey,whendoIgetoutjail? Judge:Oh,soonerorlater....
2022-10-18 TAG:Sooner or la,爆笑笑话 130 ℃
Pass out in shock

Themanpassedoutinadeadfaintashecameoutofhisfrontdoorontotheporch. Someonedialed911. Whentheparamedicsarrived,theyhelpedhimregainconsciousnessandaskedifheknewwhatcausedhimtofaint. "Itwasenoughtomakeanybodyfaint,"hesaid."Mysonaskedmeforthekeystothegarage,an...
2022-10-18 TAG:Pass out in ,爆笑笑话 75 ℃
An opponent lost his head

Whilemakingalong,dullspeech,apoliticianreceivedagreatdealofhecklingfromthegallery.Secondly,someonethrewacabbageontothestage."Ladiesandgentlemen,"saidthepolitician,"Iseethatoneofmyopponentshaslosthishead."...
2022-10-18 TAG:An opponent ,爆笑笑话 109 ℃
New chemical warfare

Aninstructorinchemicalwarfareaskedsoldiersinhisclass:"Anyoneknowstheformulaforwater?" "Sure.That‘seasy,"saidoneman. "Whatisit?" "H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O." "What,what?"reaskedtheinstructor. "HtoO,"explainedthechemistryexpert....
2022-10-18 TAG:New chemical,爆笑笑话 160 ℃
巨型石梯，一般人爬不上去

巨型石梯，一般人爬不上去...
2022-10-18 TAG:巨型石梯，一般人爬不上去,爆笑笑话 188 ℃
这才是吃货的世界呀

大晚上开冰箱门吓我一跳...
2022-10-18 TAG:这才是吃货的世界呀,爆笑笑话 201 ℃
店家的生意估计不错

恩，这个不会是假的鸭子吧...
2022-10-18 TAG:店家的生意估计不错,爆笑笑话 112 ℃
求图中主人的阴影面积

难道我就只是一条鱼吗？...
2022-10-18 TAG:求图中主人的阴影面积,爆笑笑话 196 ℃
你到底是有多得意呢？

得意杯是神马鬼，到底有多得意呢？...
2022-10-18 TAG:你到底是有多得意呢？,爆笑笑话 146 ℃