记得一个夏天下了好大的雨，我花八块钱买了把伞，同班一美女主动说：我和你共用一把伞吧。

我答应了，由于雨很大，美女老是往我怀里挤，我也往她身上挤。

然后她更用力的往我怀里挤，我就更用力的挤她，然后我就怒了：老子的伞，你挤个毛啊？

爸妈因为一件小事大吵，我在旁边劝架。

老妈气急了把她手机摔了，我爸就不乐意了，“你吵归吵，摔什么东西！”

老妈针锋相对：“我的东西爱怎样就怎样！”

听完老爸随手给我一嘴巴子说：“好啊，我的儿子我随便打！”

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