1. It is white. After being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like, July 19, 2001
在英国一个小孩问白宫是什么样子，总统回答：它是白的。

（分析：对白宫的表述很准确。）

2. I'm the master of low expectations. Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
我是低期望值大师。
（分析：布什为了能当大师，什么都愿意做。）

3. I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things. Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

我也不是非常善于分析，你知道我很少花时间考虑我自己，很少花时间考虑我为什么做事情。

（分析：很地道的排比句。）

4. I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe ?I believe what I believe is right. Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

我知道我相信什么，我将继续清楚地说出我相信什么，我相信什么呢？我相信我所相信的是正确的。

（分析：布什很自信，这不是他的错）。

5. People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in's house and say I love you. Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

人们说，我怎样才能帮助打赢对恐怖的战争，我怎样和邪恶做斗争？你能够做到，因为你可以教导一个孩子，可以走进关闭的房子里说我爱你。

（分析：布什的思维很跳跃。）

6. My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we're going to run out of debt to retire. ?Feb. 24, 2001

我的计划降低了国家债务，非常快，非常快，事实上，以至于经济学家担心还不到退休我们把债务都要用完了。

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